Who would you rather be locked in a room with, if you were forced to choose?

Hitler and me would have some major disagreements if he noticed that I was part Jewish. It's not something that most people tend to notice have but he probably has some sort of radar and I do have dark features. I would probably be brutalised either way. I would probably take my chances with Hitler and if he asked I would tell him I was Spanish or something which isn't fully a lie as I have a great, great grandmother who came from Spain.